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I'm Jim, currently residing in the Stourbridge area of the West Midlands.

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» Voyeurism

Bloody window cleaners
Some months ago, I had the house to myself for a week. So I invited the girlfriend round.

Anyway, we were lying across the sofa in the living room, getting busy. There is a large window looking into the back yard, but no one can see us as the back yard has a tall fence all the way around it (with the exception of a gate), so I left the curtains open.

I hear a knock on the window and start getting paranoid. I remember that I've heard similar knocks before, which turn out to be the wind or something, so I continue.

The doorbell rings. "Fuck that, I'm busy", i think to myself and refuse to answer the door.

I checked the post later in the day and saw the "your windows have been cleaned" slip lying amongst a small pile of letters and newspapers.

Oh dear.
Haven't told her yet though.
(Thu 11th Oct 2007, 18:54, More)

» Cross Dressing

I cross-dressed today
As it's Red Nose Day, my school let us come in fancy dress...so me and my friend went as women. My dress and hat cost a total of £4.98 from the Oxfam shop. I took some pictures too :)

I'm the one in the red dress.
Picture 1
Picture 2
Picture 3
Picture 4

You can't actually see, but my hair (as it is quite long) is tied back with a flowery scrunchie. I'm also wearing blusher, eyeshadow and lipstick. The guy with the red tint glasses wears those for medical reasons too...Elton John jokes ahoy.

What can I say? I felt pretty.
(Fri 16th Mar 2007, 17:01, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Just now...
It was recently my brother's birthday, and as he supports Wolverhampton Wanderers, someone got him a card saying 'To Wolves' Number One Fan'.
I sneakily added 'ny' to the end.

That'll learn 'im.
(Wed 9th May 2007, 17:38, More)

» Personal Hygiene

A mate of mine
was born without a sense of smell. He's quite a big chap, sweats a lot and has no idea how much he stinks half of the time.
(Thu 22nd Mar 2007, 16:29, More)

» When were you last really scared?

Poltergeist 3
The one with the mirrors.

I was about 7 or 8 when I watched it, and was scared of mirrors for months.

Even now, sometimes I expect to see something other than me in a mirror.
(Fri 23rd Feb 2007, 16:30, More)
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