» The worst sex I ever had

Incest...
Does a story thats not me count ? Anyway here goes...

My best mate and I went out on the beers. He's a man whore, cant resist any woman no matter how miggin (or fit) she happens to be. He says "Fat birds are more gratefull"... gettin the picture ?

After a couple of beers he starts gettin the eye from a girl on the table next to us and sure enough within 5 mins he's working his charms. Within 20 mins he's off back to her place for "coffee" & I head to the next pub to meet some more mates...

Within an hour he's on the phone tellin me he's on his way back to meet me & he has something gross to share with me. 5 mins later he's back at the bar and telling tales. Aparently he got to her place, clothes off and straight at it. She keeps calling him Jason (not his name) and telling him what she wants him to do, he's game cause he's gettin some & figures this is what she gets off on.

When they are done she tells him "As soon as I saw you I wanted to fuck you cause you reminded me of my brother (Jason)"

Yuk.
(Mon 18th Jun 2007, 4:18, More)