» Secret Santa

what dad got
my dad ya got to love him he got a case of pineapples for his secret santa gift... fortunately thats what he wanted!

6 years ago I received a call from a family friend that was coming to visit for xmas, and I told em what I knew was a favorite from his childhood was a Idaho Spud candy bar. I arranged for him to bring my dad a box of the candy bars from Idaho to southern California just for him... the look on his face absolutely PRICELESS

I love the old geezer
(Fri 15th Dec 2006, 21:48, More)

» Housemates from hell

last roomate
He was absolute mental ward material. I came home one day to find the fridge EMPTY. All my food gone and his too. Thats when I asked about his tv... He had sold it to buy 10 dollars worth of crack that he had already smoked so he had to sell something. I started leaving my webcam on motion sense after that. He would regularly go through my room trying to find something to sell or money. Then I found out he had stolen the nights cash from the jack in the box and let some stranger go through all my stuff looking for money or anything, all lovingly captured on my computer. I packed everything I could and left the state of Texas to escape from this crack smoking idiot, now I am back at the parents' house at the age of 37 starting all over again...
(Thu 5th Apr 2007, 20:02, More)

» DIY disasters

refridgerator unit
"Sir the ceiling in this rented store is making noise" THIS IS A BAD THING!
My boss and myself show up at a vietnamese grocery store that is rented by one of the craziest bastards I have ever met, thats another story. The ceiling is indeed making noise as they had installed a 5 ton(10,000 pound) refridgerator unit on the roof without permits, consulting engineers, or even thinking of taking the old ones off! How fast can we drive to Home Depot for braces before the fucking ceiling caves in, I know its 15 miles and I don't remember any of it. I remember fucking off ceiling tiles down and bracing up roof beams in 120 degrees, as fast as I can. I think, and this is what my boss told me I measured and installed 16 4x8 beams in less than 4 hours. Saved the roof which had to be reengineered, welded, braced, and I recieved, 60 dollars for a days work.
I hated those fucking store assholes, their live fish, seaweed, fucking dried everything everywhere and crap attitude when I saved their whole store.
(Mon 7th Apr 2008, 8:03, More)

» Evil Pranks

my poor abused father
is afraid of snakes... doesn't like them, is afraid to death of em. SOOOO it seemed like the greatest idea to tape a dangly rubber snake to the inside lid of a coffee can so when opened the snake would be pulled out. Wrapping this item like a xmas gift and leaving it on his desk also seemed like a great idea.
I will miss you dad.
(Fri 14th Dec 2007, 16:11, More)

» Childhood Ambitions

rich
well money comes and goes.. but I am not rich. But I have traveled all over north America spending all that money and already I am banned in Canada :) so I may not be rich but mostly happy.. now I am unemployed and poor but looking for a sugar momma

I am NOT sorry!
(Thu 29th Mar 2007, 17:22, More)