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» Crazy Relatives

'click this if you like toast'
That is all.
*Edit* That makes me a CRAZZZZY relative if you ask me.
(Fri 6th Jul 2007, 11:51, More)

» Ripped Off

Poo
I have just had an email off of a friend telling me about the fact that he was "wrestling with the biggest shit in his life". it turns out it wasn't that impressive and i feel ripped off about the fact that he lied and cheated me into the fact that it was impressive and anal rippingly big. But it wasn't.

Length and girth not that impressive I'm sorry to say but it was oh so satisfying.
(Mon 19th Feb 2007, 11:29, More)

» Debt pron

BITCH
Just had someone come in to the office selling original artwork which has now made my pocket £60 lighter.

see below:


this picture is now on sale on freeads if anyone is interested after alot of piss taking at work...

Better? thanks for letting me know
(Tue 28th Nov 2006, 13:41, More)

» Debt pron

My biggest mistake...
was turning 18 and getting every single bit of credit i could.

it started when i decided to go into HSBC to get a loan for £3500 to buy a car and to pass my test. then i decided to get a credit from HSBC (£500) for a headunit mainly but i did max the rest on a piss up (as usual).

what happened next was a bit of a kick in the bollocks i decided to go out on a wednesday night got a bit pissed and went home after a good night then i get home and decide to go for a drive (before passing my test) all going well and good then the fucking police decide to pull out from behind a building site and pull me over for speeding (60 in a 40) next they decided to breathalize me oops over the limit...

court was next and get away with an 18 month ban £279 fine all well and good i suppose in the situation.

i then lose my job just before christmas so i go into HSBC and tell them i cant afford to pay loan back ATM they say fuck off so off i toddle to Welcome cunting finance. £1500 loan please i say... and they say YES!

as it was just before christmas i decide to go out a few times and blow the lot bit of a mistake i suppose.

anyway 4 years later and £12500 in debt i cant get fuck all credit and i am seriously considering bankruptcy...

i did miss out the mobile phone bills and spending all of my wages on beer and fags.

i am now in a decent job but i still havent learnt and think i should grow up and start spending wisely but i just cant stop getting pissed.

im young so i should just take everyday as it comes i suppose and think about my debt in the next year or so.

anyway that was a shit story but hey-ho im a newbie.

no complaints about length from the girlfriend so you shouldnt moan either.

*edit* forgot to say ive only paid about £500 in four years....
(Tue 28th Nov 2006, 12:15, More)