» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

not me but my dad's mate...
Fell asleep in the toilets at Glasgow train station after celebrating his 40th birthday at Celtic park. Scared the cleaner shitless apparently, she thought he was dead....
(Fri 29th Dec 2006, 10:06, More)

» Voyeurism

Forgot all about this....
When I lived back in the isles, me and the ex used to go for a lunch-time screw at the top of a hill just outside town in one of our cars. One day, while going at it like rabbits, I looked out the back window and got the shock of my life. Parked right behind us was a white BT van, and an old man staring right back at me, mouth open. The ex, sensing something was wrong, asked so. I told him nothing and kept on going.

Told him afterwards thought. We never went there again, and every time I now see a BT van at home, I wonder if he was a regular voyeur up there..... urgh, disturbing.....
(Fri 12th Oct 2007, 0:47, More)

» School Trips

i thought of more!
Great trips part two:

Poking a stick through a hole in the toilet door with a guy in there. Very strange noises were heard.
On a trip in remote scotland, one girl confesses she's feeling a bit ill. Promptly after being told not to eat anything flavoured, she proceeds to eat a chicken tikka sandwich, a carton of ribena and some white chocolate buttons. I swear her vomit came out in the colours it went in.
Same girl, managed to get to cadonas amusement park in aberdeen. Loses her shoe on a ride and can't find it again.
Leaning over the seat of the bus to speak to the person behind him, a mate of mine then managed to put his head through one of the overhead lights as we went over a bump and smashed it.
Deciding it would be a really great idea to have a party in our room until 5am in canada, only to be travelling for 8hrs by bus after this.
Someone threw a plaform-soled shoe across the bus just as we were arriving at the ferry terminal to get home, and hits some poor guy in the balls. It was the kind of pain when he looked like he was going to throw up from the pain, im sure you men know what im on about.
About 10 of us jumping on the glass floor in the CN tower in toronto, many others were too scared to stand on it after for fear of it breaking.
On the same bus journey as the back and front windows being broken (see previous post), boy named Robert was sick within the first 30minutes of the journey. All over the floor. Two bad things. First, it was tuna sandwiches which were brought back up. Second, we still had another 5hours on the bus.

Right, i dont think there will be anymore.... maybe.....


*edit* another one - When in a wave pool in canada, the bikini top of a lass (who was not small in the bosom department) decided to come down. In front of all the 6 teachers on the trip. Much hilarity.
(Thu 7th Dec 2006, 17:43, More)

» School Trips

ah school trips....
Being musical and sporty, i have had several great trips away, which include:

Being caught playing strip poker on the way back from germany.
Being offered some premium dope from a nutcase in canada.
Watching a shed being hit by lightening in canada, and then persuading one of the more gullible members of the group that the bus was next. By pure coincidence the overhead compartment door then swung open and all the coats etc which were in there then fell out onto her head. Iv never heard so much screaming.
Catching glandular fever after a trip to sheffield.
Having the back window of the bus fall out on the way to newtonmore in scotland. Two hours later, the front window was smashed as well.
Having a very dirty minibus journey to inverness from manchester. Sleeping bags cover a multitude of sins people!

Probably many more but i cant think of them now. Meh....
(Thu 7th Dec 2006, 15:06, More)

» Pet Peeves

My boyfriend
Much as I love him, has the most annoying phrase in the world when he's telling me a story.

'The other day...'

This could relate to something that could have happened the other day, as in a few days ago, but more often than not, it has usually happened in the last few years. Classic example, when I asked how long ago the event happened, he normally says, 'Well i was 15 at the time...' He is now 26. Really gets on my tits that does.

Then again, I'm bad for saying that I'm going 'through-by'. That could mean any number of rooms, or outside, or to the shops, or the pub. I should really be more specific.
(Tue 6th May 2008, 12:22, More)