» My first experience of porn

The life of Brian
you know the bit where brian and the lass wake up and his mum confronts him about all the people outside and the woman he just slept with stands up and shouts at her fully in the nip. that's got to be the first time i saw a woman nude.
(Thu 25th Jan 2007, 21:04, More)

» Why I was late

stuck in traffic
not me but at school they was this kid named Ricky. he was pretty cool and managed to save several megadrive Roms onto the school computer without the teachers knowing.

anyway he was off for two weeks unexplained and when he came back his excuse was

"I was stuck in traffic"

i'll never forget that as long as i live
(Fri 29th Jun 2007, 15:46, More)

» Insults

was once walking through town...
wit about 5 mates, we were going to a coffee shop for a sit down and relax (i loved free periods) and then a couple of chavs come downthe streets on bikes jeering at us.

mate of mine: "Shouldn't you be in school?"

chav: "shouldn't you be a chav?"

this made us all break into histerics and the chav looked at us as if we were mad and rode off defeated. ineducated little bollockhead.

Also in my villiage when i was growing up there was a little twat by the name of Daniel Pratt.

"Pratt by name Prat by nature" was very appropriate to the little turdburgler
(Fri 5th Oct 2007, 12:20, More)

» My Collection

Transformers
i collect these small robots in disguise and they are alot fof fun to have. i now keep them without any missles though as they seem to like shooting me in the eye when i pick them up.

sorry for lack of length, it's three times bigger once it's transformed
(Sun 14th Jan 2007, 21:08, More)

» Insults

a couple i remember from my school days
in a lesson once we were introduced to the term "Crapweasel". speaks for itself but the ones i remember most were the ones that were created during the breaks between lessons.

i always enjoy and can't help but laugh when i hear the terms Bollock head and scrotum face
(Fri 5th Oct 2007, 12:01, More)