» I'm glad nobody saw me

Accidental Toilet Ceiling Mishap
An evening's drinking in the fairly busy student union (c***), a visit to the loo.

Wondering if I could swing from that flimsy looking bar.

Whole ceiling comes down complete with a heavy light crashing off my shoulder.

Quick look around, only a couple of the cubicles were occupied

I was the only one at the urinals (how?)

Sharp exit, sat with head down.

Barstaff were alerted by concerned sh1tter.

All hell breaks loose, fingers pointed, total lack of witnesses.

Unisax loos for the rest of the night (result).

Gents were shut for six weeks due to vandalism.

Scott free but inwardly very contrite.
(Thu 27th Jan 2011, 21:03, More)

» I should have been arrested

cab theft bus chase
Friends of mine, very drunk in the rot-hole that is Camden, spotted a black cab, no driver and with the keys in. They stole it, reasoning it the best way to get back to South London. Being pissed, the main miscreant swerved into a few parked cars. As the cab of inebriation continued to pile down the road, the driver of a double decker bus, laden with passengers, gave chase. The idiots in the cab eventually shook the bus and ducked down a side road, stopped, legged it and hid. When they crept out of their hiding place they soon realised they'd driven north and had wound up in Hornsey and two hours had elapsed. Fools.
(Fri 27th Jan 2012, 21:00, More)