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» Secret Santa

Secret Stealer
When I was at sixth form we did a Secret Stealer one year.

We each pulled names out of a hat and the object was to shoplift a gift for that person. I don't remember what I procured but you could tell which shops were known for their lax security by the plethora of trinkets from a select few outlets in town.

I have often tried to revive this as a Christmas tradition but no one seems to want to take up the challenge.
(Tue 26th Dec 2006, 13:43, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

The swimming pool in Ely.
Had it's name in individual letters stuck onto the building. (You can see where this is going can't you.)

One evening after quite a long afternoon spent in one of the local drinking dives I was walking back to the bus stop when I was summoned by a call of nature. Having nowhere else to go I rushed into the reception to use their conveniences.

It certainly lived up to the name of Paradise Poo that evening.
(Fri 4th May 2007, 16:28, More)

» Body Mods

Down there
While in the bath cleaning my PA one evening I noticed a hole in the bit of skin which connects the foreskin to the shaft of the penis, this isn't a piercing hole, just a hole. I've had the PA for a while and never noticed this frenum hole before so I've no idea where it came from. Clearly I'm not going to turn down a free piercing so I get a ring I have spare and put it in, not looking where the PA ring is sitting and accidentaly link the two together. This didn't cause a problem until I next got together with lady-friend and i nearly pulled the frenum ring right through my foreskin.

I also got my tongue stud caught in another lady-friends clit-hood ring, that was, interesting & entertaining.
(Sun 3rd Dec 2006, 13:31, More)

» Childhood Ambitions

When I was small
I wanted to be a doctor but now I don't think I could cope with all the killing.
(Fri 30th Mar 2007, 19:50, More)

» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

The A406
I was driving to a pre-new years eve party and got stuck in traffic, we were at a standstill for so long I managed to nod off. If you were late into London on Saturday night, it may well have been partially my fault.
(Thu 4th Jan 2007, 19:42, More)
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