» The Weird Kid In Class

Many weird kids, each with his/her own special 'gift'.
Strangely we had not one but many weird kids each with own special 'Powers'

Guy, whose surname was Keogh, conveniently had severe B.O. Once was told off in class for not returning a book back to the library, coincidently it was 'Beo-wulf’

One kid, Joe I think was his name. Real troublemaker pissed himself regularly and never really got anywhere. Truth was he was really talented but dysfunctional parents and shite state education system meant he never fulfilled his potential

Another girl had three abortions by the time she’d reached year 10. one of them was due to Keogh. (how did he get close enough!)

Jas, girl who was staved of attention decided to announce she had Leukemia without researching it. A few minutes of talking to tutor she was found out. She really shouldn’t have told all the students first. a few months later was caught round the back of the sports hall with some of the guys in her year, a sixth former and a few bottles of MD20/20.

Richard- fantastic storyteller;
- Frequently chatted up super models in the local shitty nightclub, but fate was always to conspire against him and it meant that we’d never get to meet any of them.
- Had flown to New-York for the weekend and bought the latest Air Jordan basket ball shoes but were nicked by the baggage staff.
- Had an accident with a car when out on his top-of the range skateboard, car was severely damaged, skateboard written off, he managed to jump over the car.

Lee- had problems mainly interpersonal skills and what now would be called attention deficit syndrome; last I heard he tried to get into the police force, failed. Currently working as a porn actor, girlfriend is too.

me? I was the kid with an uncle who ran a off licence, could get md20/20 at cost price.

no length, but massive girth, oh sorry go it the wrong way round!
(Wed 24th Jan 2007, 15:41, More)