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Has been a lurker on here for years, and has finally decided to get his arse in gear and do some posting...

Well first things first, not so much posting but updating my profile... with this inane drivel...

I'm not a mentaler honest....

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Old stuff I still know
Your nan....
(Thu 7th Jul 2011, 11:07, More)

» Conversation Killers

Pub Times..
*pop* first post so go easy....

There was a group of us down the pub Monday evening to celebrate a member of the groups birthday, nothing particually conversational stopping about that, as the beers flowed so did the banter, anyhoo I digress, the conversation got round to chatting to one of the barmaids, when I noticed that she looked like there was a bat in the cave... So I did what any normal person would do and attempted to diffuse the situation by privately informing her of the bat.

The earth shatteringly cringworthy conversation stopper was then announced to the whole pub at a volume that drown out a jet "Oh don't worry its not a bogey, its a skin tag"

There was a stunned silence for what seemed like hours, but was probably only seconds..
(Wed 18th May 2011, 13:10, More)