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how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen
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» Spoooky Coincidence
Not so spooky as such...
but I was born on the 8th November, at 8.11pm, and was 8 lbs 11 oz.
(Sun 11th Feb 2007, 7:46, More)
Not so spooky as such...
but I was born on the 8th November, at 8.11pm, and was 8 lbs 11 oz.
(Sun 11th Feb 2007, 7:46, More)
» Stalked
STALKER!! "She really should consider seeing a good psychologist!"
When Sir Pig and I first started seeing each other, he had a stalker. Everywhere we went she'd show up.
Now, if we had kept our outings within the same suburb, or even within the immediate proximity of a suburb, you could quite easily rationalise this as being a simple example of probability put into practice. However, when your venue varies from 25-30 km away, and in differing directions, it becomes quite disconcerting when "the stalker" just happens to "bump" into you. Especially when the choice of venue has been decided upon in an incredibly spontaneous manner!!
Had she been with friends at any of these times, you could, I guess, argue that it was just one of life's uncanny circumstances (although I really do think you'd be clutching at straws), but when "the stalker", is 99% of the time by herself, it really stands out all the more.
At the time I didn't think to check in the shadows of the night when we'd been parking, though in hindsight, I think this is a good thing, if for no other reason other than to preserve my sanity.
(Wed 6th Feb 2008, 6:48, More)
STALKER!! "She really should consider seeing a good psychologist!"
When Sir Pig and I first started seeing each other, he had a stalker. Everywhere we went she'd show up.
Now, if we had kept our outings within the same suburb, or even within the immediate proximity of a suburb, you could quite easily rationalise this as being a simple example of probability put into practice. However, when your venue varies from 25-30 km away, and in differing directions, it becomes quite disconcerting when "the stalker" just happens to "bump" into you. Especially when the choice of venue has been decided upon in an incredibly spontaneous manner!!
Had she been with friends at any of these times, you could, I guess, argue that it was just one of life's uncanny circumstances (although I really do think you'd be clutching at straws), but when "the stalker", is 99% of the time by herself, it really stands out all the more.
At the time I didn't think to check in the shadows of the night when we'd been parking, though in hindsight, I think this is a good thing, if for no other reason other than to preserve my sanity.
(Wed 6th Feb 2008, 6:48, More)
» Personal Hygiene
Personal Hygiene.... or Others' Personal Hygiene....
When I was a teenager, I had a part time job outside of school at a store called 'Best & Less'. They mainly sold budget Fashion for the whole family, & Manchester.
Often I would be placed on 'Change Room' supervision. Without failure, I would always end up with at least 2 or 3 customers in the 'Change Rooms' throughout the shift with REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD B.O.
What made it worse was that the B.O seemed to then attach itself to any fabric in the rooms, such as the cubicle curtains, and carpet. Then I'm sure it would mutate and spread throughout the entire room, and perpetually bury itself deeper and deeper into any fabric it could find.
(Fri 23rd Mar 2007, 12:00, More)
Personal Hygiene.... or Others' Personal Hygiene....
When I was a teenager, I had a part time job outside of school at a store called 'Best & Less'. They mainly sold budget Fashion for the whole family, & Manchester.
Often I would be placed on 'Change Room' supervision. Without failure, I would always end up with at least 2 or 3 customers in the 'Change Rooms' throughout the shift with REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD B.O.
What made it worse was that the B.O seemed to then attach itself to any fabric in the rooms, such as the cubicle curtains, and carpet. Then I'm sure it would mutate and spread throughout the entire room, and perpetually bury itself deeper and deeper into any fabric it could find.
(Fri 23rd Mar 2007, 12:00, More)