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You Say "Tomato", I Say "Fuck Off"
I can't stand tomatoes, and in particular their vile offspring, tomato ketchup. I can't bear to even look at it, never mind taste it, smell it... ugh.

So I was fairly displeased this afternoon whilst washing the dishes when I came to the last plate, and it was completely smeared in the dreaded slurry. I didn't even attempt to wash it; I just wretched, doubled over, dry-heaved and walked out the kitchen.

I know, I'm pathetic. I'm a grown man, and I'm washing the dishes.
(Tue 6th Mar 2007, 1:51, More)