» The Weird Kid In Class

Jizz and Coke
Back in primary school we had a kid with Downs syndrome who's name was James. I know this isn't especially weird but fuck it.

Our desks were arranged in a large "U" shape around the classroom. I was sat at the top of one of these rows. The kid with Downs was sat at the bottom. We were all working away quietly when I hear someone shouting "Oi! Will you stop spitting at me, James!"

Unfortunately James wasn't spitting. He was wanking. And my friend was covered in his jizz.

I also knew this guy in my first year of secondary school (all boys) who used to run around with an empty coke bottle shouting, "Arrrrgh! This is your cock!" and then proceed to perform oral sex on said bottle.

He was a nice guy but he did look a bit like a rubber chicken.

Length? Not as big as a coke bottle.
(Sat 20th Jan 2007, 14:53, More)