» Pet Stories

foster chicken
When my gran was a kid in weatmeath, they had many pets, one of which was a Much loved chicken with unfulfilled maternal tendendies. Upon discovering this her folks put her to good use as she was more than happy to hatch and raise orphaned or abandonned eggs. Despite the size difference, she hapily taised quails,guinea hens and even some turkeys. However, imagine her confusion upon raising some ducklings, and them finding the pond - my gran said she never seen anything like the panic,hen trying to get everyones attention/assistence as they laughed, when she thought her babies were drowning and she couldnt get to them...and when she eventually realised they were ok, staring into the water wondering why she couldnt swim..poor dear
(Tue 12th Jun 2007, 22:35, More)

» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

At a wake...
Back when I was in college in Dublin, as it was grant day we all decided to go for a few lunchtime drinks..which turned into an almighty one. I remember very little of the night itself but woke up the next day on a farm...in Co. Roscommon..in the middle of a Wake. Some people even offered their condolences (I was a goth a the time so musnt have looked out of place?).The priest had to driver me home to Dublin.To this day I'll never know...Tragic.
(Fri 29th Dec 2006, 13:47, More)

» Terrible food

Anything French
Horse burgers, fois gras, stuff made from entrails and anuses and covered in creamy sauce.They can fuck off and all.Wankers
Greeks rule.
(Thu 17th May 2007, 11:59, More)

» Housemates from hell

Dishwasher
Previous house mate trashed the gaff & threw up in the dishwasher..nice..also put spagetti and washing up liquid between every single plate and saucer in the press. In fairness that was quite funny. I hope wherever he is he catches Gonorrhea and dies.
(Fri 6th Apr 2007, 13:41, More)

» Strict Parents

Nuns
Mother always threatened me with the behave or you're being sent to the Nuns.They sent me anyway.
(Mon 12th Mar 2007, 16:46, More)