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» Faking it
Once
at a party, my boyfriend and I retreated to the bathroom for some fun.
He'd been giving me oral for ages but due to the amount of alcohol we had both consumed I just could not orgasm.
So I faked it. And it was spectacular. I banged my hands off the floor and was very vocal in my appreciation.
Apparantly my voice had echoed round the house so everyone had gathered outside the bathroom door to give my boyfriend a round of applause.
(Mon 14th Jul 2008, 16:04, More)
Once
at a party, my boyfriend and I retreated to the bathroom for some fun.
He'd been giving me oral for ages but due to the amount of alcohol we had both consumed I just could not orgasm.
So I faked it. And it was spectacular. I banged my hands off the floor and was very vocal in my appreciation.
Apparantly my voice had echoed round the house so everyone had gathered outside the bathroom door to give my boyfriend a round of applause.
(Mon 14th Jul 2008, 16:04, More)
» Mobile phone disasters
Criiiinge
Typical. Accidentally sent very dirty text to most conservative friend instead of boyfriend, as their names were next to each other on my contacts list. So I got a new phone that had a "cancel sending" button.
The worst part was the reply. "I understand that you feel this way, Penguin, but I'm sorry it's not reciprocated. I understood most, but what does bj stand for?"
(Thu 30th Jul 2009, 12:41, More)
Criiiinge
Typical. Accidentally sent very dirty text to most conservative friend instead of boyfriend, as their names were next to each other on my contacts list. So I got a new phone that had a "cancel sending" button.
The worst part was the reply. "I understand that you feel this way, Penguin, but I'm sorry it's not reciprocated. I understood most, but what does bj stand for?"
(Thu 30th Jul 2009, 12:41, More)
» Cougars and Sugar Daddies
Back in school days
She was 17 and he was 11.
Ewwwwwwwwww
(Sat 6th Dec 2008, 8:14, More)
Back in school days
She was 17 and he was 11.
Ewwwwwwwwww
(Sat 6th Dec 2008, 8:14, More)