» The Weird Kid In Class

Stedham pointyheads.
Right. Year nine, a Kid called Nathan tried to strangle himself because his nan 'hated' him. Richard, who sat next to him, tentaively put his hand up to inform the teacher, so we all turned around to witness a pathetic 13 yr old in hysterical tears.
Also, Jonathan Pegg, who eats raw potatoes and kicks himself in the head if we beg him to.

Tom MC Pies Chicken Boy Roose is another weird kid in class. He is really fucking obese, and never pulls his trousers up. On his first day in year 11, when asked who he was, he said "Nurr, I'm a fucking chicken."
I didn't understand the logic, but whatever.
And going back to never pulling his trousers up, in Biology, we dismantled a biro and dropped it down his crack. It stayed in there, before we got more daring, and forced it down further with a book and put the rest of the pen in there. When he did notice, he waddled off to the loos to cry.
He tells me how he is used to the wind and the rain, because he lives on the coast and his house gets sprayed with salt water and its is cold and windy on the coast, so he is used to it, and his house is only 2 houses away from the coast.

Amy Patterson OD's on diet pills and tried to hang herself with her school tie.

And then there are various stereotypical teenagers that we enjoy ripping it out of. Emo's, goth's, chavs, Stedham pointy head incest, and the family of pikeys who all got preggers at 13. Niiiiice
(Mon 22nd Jan 2007, 22:16, More)