b3ta.com user Popidge
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Apparently, I've been on b3ta for over 16 years. Wow.

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» The worst sex I ever had

Can't believe nobody's said this yet..
Your Mum.

I'll get my coat...
(Fri 15th Jun 2007, 15:18, More)

» Terrible food

Well, i had a meal with 12 of my friends.
Cooked it all myself, a nice mix of wine, bread and fish.
Then one of my friends gets up, and kisses me, and i get arrested.

Now i'm writing this as i am rather cross..

Love, Jesus
(Thu 17th May 2007, 18:58, More)

» Guilty Pleasures, part 2

Standing a mere few centimetres from the TV
Waiting to see who comes out of the box on Camberwick Green.

Also being evil to my poor A-Level biology teacher. Bless her, shes a lovely woman our Judy, late 40's to early 50's, but shes so easily distracted. I like to sit at the front of the class. And wink at her whenever her gaze falls upon me. Stops her right in her tracks, pure class.
(Fri 14th Mar 2008, 0:34, More)

» Cheap Tat

Don't knock on pound shops
I work at poundland. We're not actually that bad.

We sell Porn. And Condoms.

EDIT: And the Porn is Penthouse stuff, the condoms are 12-packs of Durex
(Fri 4th Jan 2008, 18:43, More)

» Spoooky Coincidence

I was sat there with baited breath..
Waiting to see what the new QOTW was.
I said to my self "Wouldn't it be a coincidence if the QOTW is about coincidence?"


Unfortunately, the only problem with short, smart-arsed answers like these is that you can't post the obligatory "Length" joke... pah..
(Thu 8th Feb 2007, 16:24, More)
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