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» Guilty Secrets

Conspicuous consumption
I was once with a girl who absolutly refused to have any of my come even so much as touch her. Despite us both having been tested and her being on the pill, she seemed convinced that sperm would somehow get her pregnant if it touched her.

This of course meant that blow jobs were kept to a minimum and would only ever consist of a few minutes before stopping in case i got too 'exvited'- i always thought that was the point.

Of course the reverse wasn't true, so i'd spend hours buried between her legs - not that i minded, it would have been nice for some proper reciprocation though...

So, after a year or so of just getting slowly more and more annoyed with the situation, i broke and hada wank into the lunch i was cooking for her. I was having something different so i didn't have to eat it.

Do i feel guilty about that? Not one jot, she should have grown up a bit and not been so wierd anout it all.

But this is about Gulity secrets i hear you ask! And i don't feel guilty about this. Nope, i feel guilty that our housemate was around and liked the smell of whati cooked her so much that she ate some as well. I've never wanted tolaugh and cry so much in my entire life.

Oh well...
(Sun 2nd Sep 2007, 9:43, More)

» Insults

Make them think about it:
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find Koff and fuck him.
(Thu 4th Oct 2007, 22:38, More)