» My first experience of porn

in the days before internet
My friends and I stole our first porno mag from WH Smiths when we were about 12. It was rubbish - hardly any nudie pictures at all, just shitty "erotic" stories. So, after calling a couple of the numbers in the back from a phone box, we decided to go back and get another one. I was look-out this time while one of my mates had to do the actual stealing business. Unfortunately, I got distracted by the musical kids books in the next section - Ive always been a sucker for big red buttons - and my mate got collared by the store detective.

I've never forgotten the the look of shear terror on his face as he got into the police car or the awful stomach-churning feeling that he might drop me in it. Turned me off shop-lifting for good.
Still wanking though.
(Thu 25th Jan 2007, 19:57, More)