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Paranoid Disorder
Very High
Schizoid Disorder
Very High
Schizotypal Disorder
Antisocial Disorder
Borderline Disorder
Histrionic Disorder
Narcissistic Disorder
Avoidant Disorder
Dependent Disorder
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What Flavour Are You? I taste of Death.I taste of Death.

Doesn't everyone want a taste of death? Well they should. Most people deserve death. Keep away from me unless you think you're better than that. I probably won't like you. What Flavour Are You?

How evil are you?

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» Procrastination

Early one afternoon after dragging myself out of bed (fully clothed ) i sat down in front of the tv with numerous bags of junk food, and a few drinks to keep me going until bed time.

As any normal person would do with their tv, it was already on and tuned to Dave (*ducks for cover* but in my defense, Have I Got News For You was on the night before.)

Then it happpened, the dreadful hours before Top Gear comes on and after Fifth Gear goes off.... They usually have some dreadful shite on, and this day was no exception. TOTP 2 came on *shits pants*.

Looking around i couldn't see the remote anywhere, and I had only just got myself comfy amidst all the empty crisp packets and beer cans, and i REALLY could not be arsed to get up and turn the channel over manually.

So i did what any self respecting slob would do and went to sleep.

Length? A fully refreshing hour and a half.
(Fri 14th Nov 2008, 21:14, More)

» Puns

What do musicians do when they die?

They decompose!

Bah... dum tish etc..
(Tue 10th Mar 2009, 22:11, More)

» Stuff I've found

I found a tenner in Morrisons.
Just lying there, crisp and unfolded, god knows how nobody else spotted it, 'cause it was in quite plain view.

I slyly dropped a 50p coin near it, and bent down to pick it up, along with the tenner.

Made me feel like a right little rascal that did =]

Thank you, whoever was stupid / ignorant enough to drop it, you helped a poor student get by for another few hours.
(Fri 7th Nov 2008, 23:17, More)

» Eccentrics

me? i think.
I usually have my earphones in while i'm on the bus / train, but i have no music playing, they are there purely so that strangers don't bother me and also so i can have a sneaky eavesdrop on their conversation. Then, just when they think it's safe to talk, BAM, I interrupt them.

Odd, or just misled?

You tell me.... then i'll interrupt you.
(Thu 6th Nov 2008, 0:25, More)

» Tales of the Unexplained

in my old house
just after my little brother had been born, we found out that there was a ghost in his bedroom.

although we never actually saw it, we heard it. we had a baby monitor by his bedside and the reciever was wherever my mum was. one night after putting baby_arsewipe to bed, me and my mum were sat downstairs watching tv, when a strange noise came from the monitor. it sounded a little bit like a screaming cat, but we didn't have a cat...

that one freaked me and mum out.

another incident was when i was asleep in my bed, when i was awoken by a girls voice calling my name (i don't have a little sister) i couldn't move but i felt a prickly heat down my back, i knew there was something/one there.
(Tue 8th Jul 2008, 2:16, More)
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