» And that's the thanks I got

not me but
my grandad worked for one of those big shitty companies that seem to be cropping up quite alot in this thread.

He was an engineer and designed safety systems for ships, navy, commercial.. everything he was a top man in his field.

a young attractive bright graduate woman is assigned as his assistant. which then became apprentice. Didn;t take long for him to realise he was training his younger more attracive replacement after 40 years loyal service.
Not a lot he could do about it though.

the company was taken over a few years later and the takeover company waited the 2 or 3 months in which employees have a legal right to complain about a takeover company policy, treatment etc. then made him redundant. And i beleive they managed to get rid of his pension. And make him redundant at a point in the tax year which was good for them, but bad for my grandads severance package. arsewipes.

PS The woman who had earlier been set to replace him, learnt everything she could, then went for a better paid job in a another company PAHAHAHA.
(Fri 25th May 2007, 11:21, More)

» And that's the thanks I got

back in school (yr 10 or something)
i used to hang around with friends of mainly a quiet quiet christian disposition. Not boring, just a little too good clean fun,(quiche, no sex before marriage, sunday school, charities etc.) I took a liking to one of the girls who was pretty quiet but nice but had a slightly over protective mother. she says she likes me and after about 3 months of persuading we end up goin to see a movie together though she is most frigid thing on the planet won;t let me even hold her hand etc. From then on its kinda an extreme 2 month game of hard to get and i eventually get bored (as you would)

So I meet someone else and we hit it off and go out (albeit for two weeks!). Oh dear oh dear, the ripples it caused were unimaginable, i was the most evil person in the world, all her friends told me how upset she was yada yada. Never really talked to her until about a whole fuckin year later when we apologised and made up the summer before sixth form starts.

2 months in she and my best mate get together which was nice apart from they were the only two people in my physics lessons and having them all over each other when the teacher wasn't looking was just rubbish. So i sent her a text or email or something about how if they could refrain a little so i could maybe stay sane that would be nice.

So kind nice christian girl decides this is the best opportunity for revenge and promptly spins some yarn to my mate about how I want her back and to stop going out with him (did I mention she knew an ex of his had done that to him once and it was his main phobia about relationships). She also spreads the story to all my "christian" friends who promptly treated me like shit for months. great, fucking great. i loved year 12, no really...
(Thu 24th May 2007, 14:16, More)

» Puns

Greeks
Do Paris, Menalaus and Helen make a menage a troy?
(Fri 6th Mar 2009, 14:13, More)

» And that's the thanks I got

Legless 2.0
Waste of your life... you're reading the b3ta qotw for christ's sake!


ps was first post so be nice you slag
(Thu 24th May 2007, 18:33, More)

» Pet Peeves

just a short list
4x4 drivers (obviously)

Heather Mills

Wankers on trains with mobile phone music.

The libertines being famous

People that act like they have to prove themselves the whole time. And belittle you for no good reason because of it.

People that "worked in a pub kitchen for 6 months" and think they know everything about both restaurants and the entire catering industry

People who shout at sales staff in shops. like its their fault the manual is still in the sellophane wrapper.

People that don't hold doors open for women.

Women that get annoyed with having the door held open for them.

Windows Media Player

i could go on...
(Sun 4th May 2008, 10:38, More)