» Nightclubs

Grimy clubs
I promote club nights in Bristol so get to see lots of disgusting things fairly regularly. Highlights in last few months include:-

A couple getting kicked out for having sex AND snorting coke off the toilet hand dryer at the same time, Twister has a lot to answer for.

A guy with his cock out, rushing his tits off, wanking furiously in the middle of a 600+ person club.

Someone managing to crap half on the toilet seat, then apparently shuffling to the urinal mid way through to nip the rest off.

Lovely.
(Fri 10th Apr 2009, 0:26, More)

» Strict Parents

apeloverage
I've been lurking for two years now, but that reply was so poor I felt the need to create an account just to say so.

Back on topic...my parents have always let me do what I want within reason, the only strange and pointless rule I can remember was my mum telling me off for referring to myself and other children as "kids" as "you are not baby goats".

Otherwise I can't remember anything too scarring, aside from being chased downstairs on Xmas eve after waking my parents up for the tenth time that night.The tables have turned now however, and I have to be dragged out of bed by them each Xmas day with a stinking hangover.
(Tue 13th Mar 2007, 19:51, More)

» Personal Hygiene

Good(?) timing
Just walked past a new entrant and he stinks of B.O...great, thought we got rid of all the freaks in the last shipment to India.
(Thu 29th Mar 2007, 11:16, More)