» Other people's diaries

brotherly love
As the nosey bastard that I am, i decided one day it might b fun to look at my brothers files on the computer. lo and behold, in big letters a file named DIARY, talk about subtle... wanting to know more, i opened it. This was probably the most fruitful expedition into my brothers life, and it revealed alot more than i would have wished to know. A few examples are as follow:

-took a massive dump today

-found missionary to be fave position

and many more trivial, yet strangely fascinating facts about my brothers 'social' life.
(Thu 1st Feb 2007, 17:43, More)

» Ripped Off

ripped off by the same shop...
I was buying my video games from my local store one day, nd so i bought this 360 game for about 45 euros (those 'tards who dont know that convert it!). I then proceeded to my next port of call, another games shop (geeky) which happened to be the same brand of shop i went to (french brand called micromania). i started looking through its games, and lo and behold, the same 360 game for half price. i told the fuckin cunts who ran the shop, hu then told me that as we were on a different lvl in the shopping mall, different rules apply...

To top this off, after this fuckin ripoff, i got mugged of my last ten euros on the train on the way back... pisser...
(Thu 15th Feb 2007, 22:50, More)

» My first experience of porn

weird friend
My first experience of porn was at the mature age of 10, when i was round at a friends (male) house. He had been wanting to show me video for a while, so I finally accepted. What ensued was a very detailled porn extract, which as i was too young to be aroused, did not have any effect on me. The scary thing being after my friend decided it would be 'fun' to jump on me and start trying to hump me. i dont think i ever really saw him again after that... moral of this story is never watch porn with a friend.
(Tue 30th Jan 2007, 21:10, More)