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Persian Insults
Probably been done, but among my favourites are:

Kiram too ajdadet: My cock in your ancestors!

Meshosham beh seebillet: I piss on your moustache!

Kiram too roohet: My dick in your soul!

Goozidam too cheshmet: I fart in your eye!

Tu kooneh mollah chapeh beshi: May you be shoved into the ass of a Mullah!

(I use them as inappropriatly and as often as possible of course)
Delicious!

full list here:
www.insultmonger.com/swearing/persian.htm
(Tue 9th Oct 2007, 14:22, More)

» When were you last really scared?

*shudders*
It was a few years ago, when I was still all innocent and cute...me and my friend decided to have a super-spooky halloween, where we would stay over at her converted church house, and watch the Blair Witch Project...
To think of it now, it was terrible, but it was scary stuff for a sheltered 12 year old.
Anyway,her parental units were absent, and so after hyperventilating through the entire movie, huddled together under a big blanket, we went to bed.
After discovering that my bed was full of glass (at the time,i thought she was trying to kill me)
i managed to settle down into a doze, when all of a sudden, on my friend's locked bedroom door comes a *scratchscratchscratchscratch*
followed by a creaky *muuuuuuurrrrrr*
which sounded like old rusty pipes..
I instantly was bolt upright, pissing myself with fear.
The door creaked open...
It was my friend's absolute SHIT of a cat.

I have never forgiven it to this day.

i hate that cat.

*pop* :D
(Wed 28th Feb 2007, 5:58, More)