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Not really sure why...

(Sun 9th Mar 2003, 23:54, More)

Memory like a...

(Tue 25th Feb 2003, 19:01, More)

Room for one more?

(Sun 22nd Dec 2002, 22:21, More)

Because I'm a bastard...
More Fluffy!
(Sat 21st Dec 2002, 23:11, More)

I have an evil phone

(Mon 14th Oct 2002, 17:13, More)

Not in my airspace...

(Fri 4th Oct 2002, 20:52, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Worst Record Ever

Imagine - John Lennon
It inexplicably always wins these wretched "best song ever" polls, which really only goes to show that the public love pretentious tree-hugging hippy crap. That's not why I hate it though.

No, the reason I hate it is the breathtaking hypocrisy of Lennon sitting at his huge piano in a huge room in his huge house and singing
"Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can..."
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 12:18, More)

» That's when I knew it was over...

"I've found God"
Uttered over a restaurant table on a second date.
(Sun 24th Jul 2005, 23:41, More)

» Conspicuous Consumption

I filled the tank with Premium Unleaded
I drive a 1.2l Clio.
(Fri 29th Jul 2011, 18:20, More)

» My Worst Date

Dutch courage
If you've got a couple of hours to kill between the end of work and your date, and you're looking for a way to calm the nerves, its probably not a good idea to spend that time in the pub downing Stellas. I turned up late and very drunk. After about 15 minutes she came to the conclusion that I was incapable of doing anything other than slumping in the corner and grinning like a loon so she left.

I had a great time, but oddly enough I haven't seen her since...
(Mon 25th Oct 2004, 12:34, More)

» Training courses, seminars and conferences

Got one coming up next week
I'm going to have to trek halfway across the country to attend a "H2 kickoff" event at which we'll be told the usual company bollocks about how wonderful the company is.

Rather than complaining though, I see this as an opportunity. I'm leaving the company because they wouldn't extend my contract and the event is taking place the day after my exit interview.

I'm taking suggestions...
(Fri 16th Mar 2012, 12:21, More)
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