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» Well, that taught 'em
Evil english teacher
Me and a few mates decided to exact revenge on our grumpy (and morbidly obese) english teacher when we were in 4th year. She'd come in every day with a cup of coffee and plonk her fat arse down then make us read in silence all lesson and bark at anyone who dared to even breathe loudly. Sometimes she'd make people read aloud and deliberately pick on the stupid kids and mock them if they mispronounced words. Cow. So one day we wound her desk chair round and round up to the last thread on the screw. In she came, flopped down and promptly went flying along with her hot coffee. She was totally soaked and it took her ages to get her fat arse back up. Embarrassed is not the word! Ha.
(Mon 30th Apr 2007, 16:31, More)
Evil english teacher
Me and a few mates decided to exact revenge on our grumpy (and morbidly obese) english teacher when we were in 4th year. She'd come in every day with a cup of coffee and plonk her fat arse down then make us read in silence all lesson and bark at anyone who dared to even breathe loudly. Sometimes she'd make people read aloud and deliberately pick on the stupid kids and mock them if they mispronounced words. Cow. So one day we wound her desk chair round and round up to the last thread on the screw. In she came, flopped down and promptly went flying along with her hot coffee. She was totally soaked and it took her ages to get her fat arse back up. Embarrassed is not the word! Ha.
(Mon 30th Apr 2007, 16:31, More)
» Terrible food
not technically food....
I used to babysit a little ginger kid called Matthew. He was at an age where he'd investigate everything by tasting it (soil, rocks, my pet hamster, anything). We were sat outside one day and i noticed him munching away at something....turned out to be an enormous hairy spider. I mean the thing was MASSIVE. I was almost puking as I recovered a handful or spit and legs from his little mouth. Shudder.
(Thu 17th May 2007, 14:55, More)
not technically food....
I used to babysit a little ginger kid called Matthew. He was at an age where he'd investigate everything by tasting it (soil, rocks, my pet hamster, anything). We were sat outside one day and i noticed him munching away at something....turned out to be an enormous hairy spider. I mean the thing was MASSIVE. I was almost puking as I recovered a handful or spit and legs from his little mouth. Shudder.
(Thu 17th May 2007, 14:55, More)