» Spoooky Coincidence

whilst not really a coincidence
i swear, everywhere i go i am being followed by gingers, i cant go out anywhere without seeing them, and their beacon of bright light for hair.

one day, whilst out in town buying tennis rackets, i actually saw a good 16 of them, in the same shops i was in. however one was really taking the biscuit.big lanky chap, he was. i picked up a good tennis racket, then put it down again. around 2 minutes later he picked it up, and put it down again, mirroring my every move. this happened a good three times before i decided to call it a day and step up to the challenge.

not being of the aggressive persuasion, it should be known now that i don't usually do this, but here it goes

me:"oi carrot top"
ginger stalker of doom:"beg your pardon?"(yes, he was articulate but oh ho i was not going to be fooled)

me (mumbling): i said oi carrot top

ginger stalker of doom: i don't want to be rude but carrot tops are actually green.

cue silence in which i look in amazement at the sheer stupidity yet strange intelligence of this comment

me:oh, sorry about that


and thats pretty much the story of the biggest fight of my life.
(Thu 8th Feb 2007, 22:50, More)