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kevin smith, rbsd, lemon jelly, supergrass rip, Polly Evans.

sail on, sail on.

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» When were you last really scared?

having an affair

Was seeing a lovely lady for a while when her old man decided to give me a call in the middle of the morning after he had been calling all her numbers in her mobile shouting " are you fucking my missus "

So picked up the phone, took a few seconds to work out who it was, had what is known as an adrenal dump - slow motion ahoy, and camly told him to fuck off its 4am.

He never did clock on it was me.
ahh well.
(Thu 22nd Feb 2007, 16:08, More)

» When were you last really scared?

Salems Lot ..

Ohh, i remember watching Salems lot on tv the 1st time round - 1979/1980 ish..

When the older brother becomes a vampire and comes a' scratching at the younger brothers window...
(Tue 27th Feb 2007, 12:26, More)

» Pathological Liars

mike tyson and bruce willis..
Worked with this bloke called simon a few years
back that said he was ringside at one of Mike Tysons title fights back in the late 80's, he said he sat next to Mike Tyson and loved telling us how he shared beers and laughs with John Mclane... Never did dig out the video and asked him to sit and watch the bout with loads of shots of the viewers at ringside.. Lying munt.

Same bloke also reckoned he watched one of Nigel Benns fights round Frank Bruno's mum's house, with Frank while Franks mum made tea and toast.

the joy.
(Fri 30th Nov 2007, 18:39, More)