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Phase 1.
Swellington was born.
He lived to a ripe old age of two, when suddenly, he bit off his own arm.
"Why did you do that, Swellington? Why oh why?" cried Swellington's mother. But Swellington didn't listen and/or respond to his mother. She cried for a minute and a half; Swellington bit off his other arm. The postman came to the door.
"Knock knock, Mother Swellington" said the postman, "it's the postman with the post."
"Ah," said Swellington's mother to Swellington, "your new brother has arrived." And sure enough, in a small, baby-sized box was Swellington's new brother, Chocolate Llama Leg Asparagus. Swellington's mother was overjoyed. So overjoyed, she deflated like an exhausted balloon.
Swellington didn't like Chocolate Llama Leg Asaparagus. He didn't like Chocolate Llama Leg Asparagus one bit(e). But in time, Swellington grew to love Chocolate Llama Leg Asaparagus as a brother almost as much as he loved himself.*
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Phase 1.
Swellington was born.
He lived to a ripe old age of two, when suddenly, he bit off his own arm.
"Why did you do that, Swellington? Why oh why?" cried Swellington's mother. But Swellington didn't listen and/or respond to his mother. She cried for a minute and a half; Swellington bit off his other arm. The postman came to the door.
"Knock knock, Mother Swellington" said the postman, "it's the postman with the post."
"Ah," said Swellington's mother to Swellington, "your new brother has arrived." And sure enough, in a small, baby-sized box was Swellington's new brother, Chocolate Llama Leg Asparagus. Swellington's mother was overjoyed. So overjoyed, she deflated like an exhausted balloon.
Swellington didn't like Chocolate Llama Leg Asaparagus. He didn't like Chocolate Llama Leg Asparagus one bit(e). But in time, Swellington grew to love Chocolate Llama Leg Asaparagus as a brother almost as much as he loved himself.*
67% Fact-Free. The rest is bollocks.
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