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» False Economies

I just ordered a Tesla
False economy. Don't care. Just thought you should know.
(Tue 24th Jun 2014, 23:10, More)

» I'm your biggest Fan

I was once obsessed by the medocre band Ooberman...
Once, in a pub, I placed a bet that I would be able to pull the only female in the group... Sophia her name, I believe.

In this highly complex worded bet, I was had to pull her before the "24 hour" drinking laws came into force... which was several years away at this point and my reward would be an entire 24 hours of drinking at my opponents expense.

I eventually managed found out about a special "end of tour" gig in London, at which we were promised the band would come out and meet the fans... I sensed my opportunity and got myself a ticket and took along camera for proof.

Anyhow, the moment came, I saw Sophia across the room and started walking over, only for my friend to inform me that actually, the lead singer (who was sitting next to her) was her boyfriend and may not be amused at my advances... I was planning on getting him to hold the camera.

Needless to say, despite a second attempt at a second wimp-out at Reading festival, 24 hour drinking came, and I lost... a pint.

My opponent must now pull a weather girl before analog TV is turned off.... He hasn't even met one yet.
(Wed 22nd Apr 2009, 18:55, More)

» Celebrity Encounters III

I stood behind Craig Charles in Manchester airport with my boss.
I was waiting to fly out of Manchester airport and there was a big line for security. I stood behind this guy and asked him if this was really the queue - he said yes.

A little while later it dawned on my that it was Craig Charles. I wanted to confirm with my boss, who was flying with me, so I wrote a message on my phone and showed it to him. At which point he read out really loudly "IS THAT GUY CRAIG CHARLES?"
(Thu 5th Dec 2013, 20:32, More)

» Public Sex

Cambridge University. University Library.
That is all.
(Fri 24th Apr 2009, 11:05, More)