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More Tea Vicar???
I was about 12 or 13 - I came out of a shop to be confronted by 6 or 7 local dickheads, one of whom I remembered from primary school. He was a bit of a twunt at school and a bigger one afterwards. He and his remedial friends proceeded to punch and kick me as I walked out of the shop and chased me up the street.
25 years later - having some new gates fitted at back of house - builder turns up with his sidekick - and yes, its that twat from school.
I offered them a brew, as you do with builders, and they both accepted - wonderful!! One cup of tea with 2 sugars and one with 3 sugars for the fat twat from school. Oh yes - just before I gave them their drinks I stuck my finger right up my ringpiece and gave it a good wiggle - and proceeded to rub the now rather smelly and sticky digit around the rim of twattys cup. Enjoy. That proceedure was repeated numerous times throughout the job. Revenge is sweet - as sweet as tea with 3 sugars and a smelly rim!!! Was either that or launch the cunt - im a foot taller and about the same weight - but my face doesnt wobble when i talk. And it wouldnt have been half as funny!!
(Fri 27th Apr 2007, 13:24, More)