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» Annoying words and phrases

internet two point oh
that is the big one.
(Mon 12th Apr 2010, 6:59, More)

» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta

4 years, 6 months and 27 days
I've been a member, and who knows how long I was around before I bothered to sign up. had a friend show me the site, and what can I say other than CDC! the image challenges and QotW have given me hours of entertainment, I don't think I have ever laughed so hard as I did when I read the shit stories QotW, speaking of that I'm just going to go read that again!
(Tue 13th Sep 2011, 4:23, More)

» Real-life slapstick

New bikes are exciting
A young plankton with a new bike (okay it was an old bike bought for $10 at a garage sale) but not just any bike a neon orange bike with PEGS!!! so one day riding over to a friends house I put my feet on the front pegs as it would look cool, like I was riding a chopper or something. so somehow the brilliant idea of sticking my feet in the spokes! oh it was a brilliant fall, the front wheel came to a deadstop, and with momentum the rest of the bike continued on in the only possible way, up and around! I managed to escape with a small cut on my elbow, slightly shocked that I just did a 3/4 frontflip without the bike ever leaving the ground and at the lack of injury I got up and went on my way.
(Sun 24th Jan 2010, 6:55, More)

» Conned

All the time
keep paying these things called taxes they haven't mailed me anything back!
(Thu 18th Oct 2007, 20:33, More)

» Picky Eaters

picky eaters
My Friends brother, spent a week in disney world and all he ate was chicken fingers and Fries. Even the night they had dinner at a steak house
(Fri 2nd Mar 2007, 11:18, More)
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