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nearly every time I say or spell something wrong I am doing it on purpose.

I of no way have proving it though.

Couple of my favourit ting by me:

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Hello Peeps
Long time no post

This was inspirated by a sign I saw on my holibags.

(Wed 6th Oct 2004, 14:38, More)

keepin it fluffy

(Tue 14th Oct 2003, 23:42, More)

The Daleks' Weakness

Was in fact pure propaganda.

Clicky for 5.7 million bits of biggy goodness (720K)

sorry if done before

/edit thanks to stup0t for optimizage and barnesy for pointing out the glories of ukdragon. and and and...
(Thu 13th Feb 2003, 12:20, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Stupid Tourists

My Pop
worked for customs & excise in the days when they wore blue suits and hats with scrambled eggs on and stood looking forboding at the borders to our great sceptred isle and crims caved in and gave themselves up at the mere sight of the excisemen. He was making his way down the steps of a hotel, in uniform, when along comes a USAnian.

"Commissionaire... take my bags"

"I'm not a commissionaire, I work on Her Majesty's service"

"Jeez Mabel, come here! This guy knows the Queen!"
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 11:41, More)