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» Advice from Old People

My great-grandad once said to me...
Whilst hospitalised and convinced he was on his way out, a very sad, tired-looking great grandfather looked at me and said, with deep sincerity...

"You don't ever want to get this old."

Somewhat ironically, he went on to live for another 10 miserable years, in terrible health and decreasing sanity. He almost managed a century.
(Fri 20th Jun 2008, 13:32, More)

» Desperate Times

Carpet Spliffs
Anyone who is or at one time was hopelessly addicted to weed/hash knows all about 'carpet spliffs'. When you've run out of smoke and can't get any more, there is always some detritus on the carpet near where you normally skin up. Or that bit of hash which pinged off the table at an odd angle which is worth searching for...

Apart from as we all know, half of what we find that >looks< a bit like hash on the carpet is probably not. And there's always quite a bit of fluff in the final product as well.

They're very rarely satisfying. But we still smoke them when we're desperate.
(Fri 16th Nov 2007, 11:08, More)

» Insults

stinkfist
spunkbubble
doggydiddler
shitclown

... i could go on.
(Thu 4th Oct 2007, 13:03, More)