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» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?

Son of God, still a tosser
Have had many many many men throughout my life. But one man changed all of that and made me feel special. Then he disappears. No note no nothing. Next thing I know he's gone on some sort of moral mission and got himself nailed to a bloody cross. If that's not bad enough his ghost goes and dumps me as well. AND to top it all all these punks go and write books about it. The shame. I don't know. I really pick them.
(Fri 18th Jun 2004, 15:54, More)

» Stuff You've Overheard

Back when
I worked with NASA I overheard Neil say the government had rented us a villa and whores in Mexico as we weren't going "god knows how many bloody miles away to freeze our tits off on some rock".
(Fri 11th Jun 2004, 12:49, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

(Thu 15th Jul 2004, 10:55, More)

» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

Wahey first time i can tell this without fear of reprimand although technically not an insult. Throughout my formative years i worked at a posh (the poshest?) hotel in Brighton when the Quo were performing their come-back tour. Having a master key and few morals i could enter any room and rummage as much as i saw fit. Incidentally i accidentally saw Nina Simone nekkid and visiting stars kept in smokes for years. Anyhoo when the Quo checked out one of them forgot their watch. So i pinched it.
(Fri 16th Apr 2004, 12:58, More)

» Pet Names

3 legged cats
seems just about everyone had a three-legged cat with a three-leggedesque name, and there was us thinking Hoppy was ever so original. That's about it, although my girlfriend's vibrator is named Lancelot but I don't think this counts.
(Fri 27th Feb 2004, 14:44, More)
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