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studying how to make telly programmes in kent, do animations, play guitar, eats beans, pizza, beans on pizza (can you still buy them? sod it, i'll make my own), curses dr haribo for ever inventing MOAM, done lots of lurking on b3ta (since when i used to call it 'bee free tee aaay' - idiot) who reads this again?...
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» Best Films Ever
Absolutely 100% must Must MUST! see 'Cyborg Cop 2'
It is both the best and worst film I have ever seen for so many reasons. The first point of stupidity/genius of the film is that despite being called Cyborg Cop 2, there aren't TWO robotic policemen in the film. No, in fact there are none.
Point 2: Our hero Jack Ryan (no, not that one) wears a bum bag throughout the whole film
Point 3: Every fight occurs in slow motion
Point 4: Almost every death sees someone falling from a great height and doing a flip... in slow motion
Point 5: Jack Ryan's catchphrase is "I was born for trouble"
Point 6: Jack Ryan eventually finds the perfect way to defeat a Cyborg; by repeatidly blasting him with a fire extinguisher and welding his face to a car bonnet
Point 7: At one point in the film a telephone is thrown at a wall... in slow motion
Point 8: The final scene of the film sees our hero running from a power station which is about to explode. As he dives for cover the film cuts to a shot of a minature power station which looks nothing like the previously mentioned one explodes... I think the two occurances are supposed to be related, but it's hard to tell
(Fri 18th Jul 2008, 20:22, More)
Absolutely 100% must Must MUST! see 'Cyborg Cop 2'
It is both the best and worst film I have ever seen for so many reasons. The first point of stupidity/genius of the film is that despite being called Cyborg Cop 2, there aren't TWO robotic policemen in the film. No, in fact there are none.
Point 2: Our hero Jack Ryan (no, not that one) wears a bum bag throughout the whole film
Point 3: Every fight occurs in slow motion
Point 4: Almost every death sees someone falling from a great height and doing a flip... in slow motion
Point 5: Jack Ryan's catchphrase is "I was born for trouble"
Point 6: Jack Ryan eventually finds the perfect way to defeat a Cyborg; by repeatidly blasting him with a fire extinguisher and welding his face to a car bonnet
Point 7: At one point in the film a telephone is thrown at a wall... in slow motion
Point 8: The final scene of the film sees our hero running from a power station which is about to explode. As he dives for cover the film cuts to a shot of a minature power station which looks nothing like the previously mentioned one explodes... I think the two occurances are supposed to be related, but it's hard to tell
(Fri 18th Jul 2008, 20:22, More)