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» Worst Band Ever

Q. What do you call a woman with three cunts
A. the Black Eyed Peas

That is all.
(Tue 4th Jan 2011, 17:29, More)

» Picky Eaters

Thai Seasoning
My what a delicious curry that looks, packed with juicy prawns, the finest of vegetables, fluffy pillows of rice all bound together by a delicious looking creamy spicy sauce WHICH HAS BEEN RUINED BY THE INTRODUCTION OF A TWIG THAT MAKES EVERYTHING TASTE OF FAIRY FCUKING LIQUID.

Lemongrass, you are a prize cnut.

Newbie, length, swallowing etc
(Wed 7th Mar 2007, 9:32, More)