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You don't think there was a little too much gristle in the blancmange?

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» Blood

What's red and foolish?
A blood clot.


(Thu 7th Aug 2008, 19:22, More)

» Kids

Onefish Minimus
Aged 6, was asked by his teacher at school to name a vegetable.
He replied "Ketamine".
I was so proud.
(Thu 17th Apr 2008, 19:54, More)

» Will you go out with me?

Not sure if this is on topic, but anyhow ...
Roughly a million years ago, I worked for the same company as Mrs Onefish's sister & best friend.
Mrs Onefish worked for a printing company just down the road and often used to pop round for post-work drinks, so I got to know her to a degree.
Her printy employers owned a subsidiary which specialised in the finishing of the toppest of top shelf magazines, presumably enabling her to have some access to such paper based delights.
I arrived at work one morning to find a torn out magazine image of (in balmy pre-internet days) quite startling obscenity stuck to my monitor, with a note attached saying "Shall we go out for a drink?"
We've just celebrated our 15th wedding anniversary, and I love her more dearly every day.
Thank the Lord for Gutenburg.
(Fri 29th Aug 2008, 20:24, More)

» Overheard secrets

Many Many Years Ago
My younger sister worked with me in an exhibition company in Cardiff.
We'd popped out for a relaxing drink or ten in a nightclub which should remain nameless (Jacksons).
Sister went to the loos, then returned laughing like a loon:
Overheard at the washbasins (you'll have to imagine South Wales accents)
"Ooh - I can't wait till I gets home and 'as it. My fanny's dripping"
I love Wales.
(Thu 25th Aug 2011, 21:12, More)

» Nightclubs

Overheard by my sister
In the ladies at Jacksons (Cardiff) about 20 years ago.
"I can't wait till I gets home and has it. My fanny's dripping."
Not my grammar, the way it was said.
I love that place.
(Thu 9th Apr 2009, 22:57, More)
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