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Infected farts
A few years ago I had appendicitis. I had it removed and I was sent home, but a few days later was admitted again with hallucinations and sickness. Turns out something had gone wrong with my bowels and I ended up with an infection. Rather than poo, I was passing a lot of thick, stinking blood. It absolutely stank. I was given the appropriate medicine and started to recover, but when a few of my mates came to visit me, with the curtains drawn round me, I sneaked out one of the most horrendous farts I have ever had. The smell of a fart from my bleeding bowels was clearly the worst thing my friends had ever smelt and they left at great speed.
(Sun 15th Jul 2007, 13:53, More)

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Talk boards or QOTW: Whats the difference?
Good to see an actual response to the question. Makes a change. QOTW has been getting a bit cliquey recently. It's pretty shit.
(Mon 17th Sep 2007, 18:50, More)

» Terrible Parenting

@BobFossil
Nowt wrong with being called Caleb.
(Tue 21st Aug 2007, 14:47, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

Church of Fudge
www.bangedup.com/post.php?media=4238

This involves a Priest evacuating his bowels into the mouth of a nun while reciting something in latin.
(Fri 22nd Jun 2007, 16:53, More)