» Picky Eaters

I knew a girl once......
who would only eat jelly babies, smarties and any other type of sweet in pairs. Why? Because otherwise they would get lonely in her tummy. She was fit though, just not all that switched on.

I however feel quite justified in never eating the last biscuit/chocolate etc. This is because it contains a negative energy as everyone resents the last one, as they want it, but don't want to be seen to eat the last one. This energy builds until someone eats it, and then bad things happen. I'm currently abusing a hobnob in the hope that it will become so evil that I can take out my arch rival, who is sodomising and aero bar in a bid for the same outcome. I dont think I can bring myself to sexually abuse a biscuit. So this may be my first and last.

*pop*

length? A gentleman never tells.
(Tue 6th Mar 2007, 18:42, More)

» Terrible food

Salad box
For lunch today, I bought a do it yourself salad box and filled it with a mish mash of all kinds of salady delights. Some of the combinations were like a party on my tongue, however, the combination of black olives and pineapple was not a good one. Combining this with my morning of talking to patients on a pee soaked hospital ward, resulted in me seeing my lunch again soon after.

On the subject of piss, I ate raw kidney from a goat which I was petting 5 minutes earlier, that tasted like pee.

Oh, and this weekend, at a ball, the free wine we were given, wasn't wine, but it was warm. yum.
(Tue 22nd May 2007, 13:24, More)