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Gert Bert.

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Come along now sir...you've had your fun.

Ooooooh, ta for the FP grovle(sp), grovle(sp), suck balls suck balls. Blame Shirl.
(Wed 14th Apr 2004, 20:00, More)

Eastenders Revealed
Well, u never see them in a room at the same time, do u?


Crap. Just as it should be.
(Wed 21st Aug 2002, 22:07, More)

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» Evidence that you're getting old

Baldness
My niece now calls me 'Uncle Slaphead' or, if she's being affectionate, 'Unkie Slaps'. Brilliant.
(Fri 29th Oct 2004, 19:33, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

Lucky Lady
Make going to the toilet at Glastonbury funtime for everyone!
Simply turn your back as the 'player' enters the portaloo of their chosing. Whilst they perform, the spectators place bets as to which number portaloo the player is in. The spectators repeatedly shout the number of the trap until said door opens. You should see the startled faces of innocent people surfacing from the trap to be met by a crazed horde, yelling appreciation or cursing their bad luck.

But you probably had to be there.
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 17:15, More)

» My Worst Vomit

Class
Last week. 12 noon. Trafalgar Square. The bird fills a carrier bag full of green bile right in the middle of all the tourists. I was so proud.
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 9:28, More)