Profile for westhead:
none
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
[read all their answers]
- a member for 17 years, 1 month and 16 days
- has posted 2 messages on the main board
- has posted 0 messages on the talk board
- has posted 2 messages on the links board
- (including 1 links)
- has posted 11 stories and 6 replies on question of the week
- They liked 3 pictures, 0 links, 0 talk posts, and 4 qotw answers.
- Ignore this user
- Add this user as a friend
- send me a message
none
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
» Shoplifting
porn theft confusion
I tried to nick a porn mag from the Esso garage once, I was so busy craning my neck to see if the cashier was looking that I made a fundamental error.
After making a swift exit and finding a quiet spot to examine my haul, I realised I'd actually nicked a copy of 'Attitude' - a gentleman's magazine for other gentlemen.
(Mon 14th Jan 2008, 15:05, More)
porn theft confusion
I tried to nick a porn mag from the Esso garage once, I was so busy craning my neck to see if the cashier was looking that I made a fundamental error.
After making a swift exit and finding a quiet spot to examine my haul, I realised I'd actually nicked a copy of 'Attitude' - a gentleman's magazine for other gentlemen.
(Mon 14th Jan 2008, 15:05, More)
» Accidental innuendo
from my mothers lips
My mum was telling all us kids about how policemen were respected and feared by the youth of her day...
"When I was a kid a policeman fingered me and I shit myself!"
-----------
one time i was with a female work colleague looking through photos of a recvent event...
her: "that guy looks like a beaver!"
me: "(noticing he was bald) ha! yes, a shaved beaver."
cue sniggering from the work placement lad.
-------------
another occasion with a female work colleague...
her: "massages are great, they're really relaxing"
me: "ooh i dont know if i'd like it - i'd be stiff as a board for a start"
------------------
on a first date, demonstrating my fatherhood potential...
"i've got three nephews, they're a good laugh, i like playing with little boys"
(Thu 12th Jun 2008, 17:13, More)
from my mothers lips
My mum was telling all us kids about how policemen were respected and feared by the youth of her day...
"When I was a kid a policeman fingered me and I shit myself!"
-----------
one time i was with a female work colleague looking through photos of a recvent event...
her: "that guy looks like a beaver!"
me: "(noticing he was bald) ha! yes, a shaved beaver."
cue sniggering from the work placement lad.
-------------
another occasion with a female work colleague...
her: "massages are great, they're really relaxing"
me: "ooh i dont know if i'd like it - i'd be stiff as a board for a start"
------------------
on a first date, demonstrating my fatherhood potential...
"i've got three nephews, they're a good laugh, i like playing with little boys"
(Thu 12th Jun 2008, 17:13, More)
» I witnessed a crime
GMEX
I saw someone light a ciggy in the GMEX, which is an enclosed space, last month when I went to see The Verve.
(Fri 15th Feb 2008, 15:59, More)
GMEX
I saw someone light a ciggy in the GMEX, which is an enclosed space, last month when I went to see The Verve.
(Fri 15th Feb 2008, 15:59, More)
» Pathological Liars
my mate...
my mate chris was a bad liar, he claimed:
1. he had a full size wwf wrestling ring in his garage
2. he could use his ZX spectrum to make swearwords come up on his neighbours tellys
3. he was an expert martial artists - but he couldn't share his moves because he was a 'master'
(Thu 29th Nov 2007, 16:35, More)
my mate...
my mate chris was a bad liar, he claimed:
1. he had a full size wwf wrestling ring in his garage
2. he could use his ZX spectrum to make swearwords come up on his neighbours tellys
3. he was an expert martial artists - but he couldn't share his moves because he was a 'master'
(Thu 29th Nov 2007, 16:35, More)