» Best Graffiti Ever

Not really Graffitti...


Good old Minge Street in Birmingham.
(Fri 4th May 2007, 0:25, More)

» Strict Parents

Thanks...
My parents aren't strict at all. Hence the reason i'm posting on here as apposed to working on the piece of coursework i've got to hand in today.

Thanks mom and dad :'(
(Wed 14th Mar 2007, 10:36, More)

» Why I was late

Frank Spencer
That post was a bit different was it? I was fully looking forward to ignoring your erotic fiction :(

Anyhoo...my last job was at McDonals'. When i think aboot it now, i do miss it....well, the money. I don't miss going into work.
I remember the once, i hadn't gone into work for aboot 2 weeks straight, for i was wrestling on the weekends and...no idea what i was doing during the week. So there i am, backstage at one show with a noisy lockeroom. I get a phone call, at around 9 pm mind you, from one of the managers (a tiny nightmare of a woman) asking where i was.

"Erm...i'm at home - ill"
"It sounds like you're at a party!"
"No no...ill...at home"

They totally believed it. I then proceeded to ring them up the following week and quit. Luckily, i got one of the nice managers who was fine with it.

All i had too do was take in my uniform, and they gave me all my holiday pay :D Even better, i frequently took weekends off for wrestling,so surely i had already squandered all that pay...


Length? 2 Weeks,read the whole post..
(Fri 29th Jun 2007, 1:38, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

Horrible day on the bus..
I remember i was on the bus to or from college one day, and we were stood still at the Town Centre Bus Depot. Bus drivers love too have fag breaks, leaving us passengers bored on the bus waiting for them.
So anyhoo, the driver gets back on the bus and we're still stationery, waiting for other passengers to get on. I was looking out the window, and saw a man of around 40 years of age slowly lying down while the woman he was with placed a jacket on the floor. It was done ever so calmly, and i was intrigued. Then the man began to have a fit on the floor, in broad day light at the bus depot. It was horrible and so disturbingm but i couldn't look away. We had to wait at the depot a few more minutes before leaving, forcing me to watch this poor man. Horrible...

Also, during a wrestling match a few years ago (as i am a 'rassler), a guy went to give me a shoulderbreaker, where he has me hoisted up on his shoulder and then drops me shoulder first onto into his knee. Unfortunately, he didn't get his knee out in time and dropped me hard onto my forehead. Even worse, i landed on my forehead and snapped forward, landing on my back. I was able to finish the match fine, if a little woozy. Everyone backstage thought i had broken my neck, and it was quite surreal that i was completely fine. I got to watch the match back later that night with some of the wrestlers, and it was such a horrible sight...But like i said,i'm fine and dandy..
(Sat 23rd Jun 2007, 20:14, More)

» Personal Hygiene

Stanky mouthed bastard
I'm a student and have to catch the fudging bus every morning...pretty much. I remember the time i was on the bus with a friend, coming back from town. We're just sitting there chatting when all of a sudden, on staggers this weird looking cnut who sits infront of us, but we think nothing of it. A few minutes pass and some lads behind us were laughing, and the one shouted something to the fruitcake in front. He turns round and says something back and the smell was so overpowering. It was like he'd been doing drugs ever since he was born...revolting smell.

Another one on the bus, and this loud assed family gets on the bus. You know when you see a woman with a pram and think "Who the funk would get that pregnant?" then see the bloke and go "Oh right..."? Yeh,one of them...So yeh,i still don't get this one. I don't think it was anything to do with breath,i'm not sure. All i remember, is every 2 minutes or so, it smelt like someone was cooking poo. I didn't understand...they had a few toddlers,but no oven. One of the worst smells i've ever encountered....
(Wed 28th Mar 2007, 17:15, More)