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» Well, that taught 'em

Satisying to say the least
In my 7th birthday party i took some mates of mine to Go Kids Go, a kind of big Wacky Warehouse.

We got there and did all the stuff little kids do. You know, hide and seek, tag etc.

After a while this other group of boys starts stopping us having our fun. Throwing balls at us, blocking corridors and hogging the main attraction, the Rocket.

This awsome machine proppelled a little boy all around the complex in a little yellow rocket.

Well they finally got off the thing and we finally had a chance to go on it. After we had gone round on it twice each, we left that particluar part and found our way blocked yet again by these assholes.

Well by that time we had had enough and a fight started out in this little corridor.

Cue my Dad coming along, looking at the carnage and the convosation continues thus:
DAD: Son, its time to go now
ME: Just a second Dad, we need to bea these guys up first.
DAD: Well dont take too long over it or we'll be late

Way to go Dad!

I apologise deeply for the length of this post, but i hope you like it.
(Sun 29th Apr 2007, 18:38, More)

» Insults

Two friends at the age of about 7 were having a...discussion:
Friend number one - Did you know that when you swallow gum it stays in your tummy forever!
Friend number two - Nah they dont
Number one - Shut up you nollywolly
Number two - If Im a nollywolly then that makes you a zipperflipper

Now is it me or are those just fantastic!
(Fri 5th Oct 2007, 21:16, More)

» Work Experience

Im sorry
Im sorry, Im sorry but i think i beat all of you.

For my week at work experience i am going to work at a firm that designs and builds machines that safely take apart nuclear reactors as well as building reactors for submarines!!!

How cool is that!
(Sat 12th May 2007, 22:37, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Not what but where
On my way into London on the train from Surrey i was gazing out of the window when some very colourful and illegible graffiti caught my eye.

I noticed that it was on the corigated iron roof of a building. The top of the walls of the building were covered in the spikes that stop pigeons from landing there and there were other tall walls surrounding the building also with barbed wire on the top of said walls.

I suddenly had a vision of some SAS type chavs with grappling hooks and spray cans and cracked up laughing. I got some very funny looks i can tell you.
(Sun 6th May 2007, 21:29, More)

» Personal Hygiene

no subject but whatever
I used to know a guy, i wont mention his name because he was aces, but you could smell him coming from a mile off! I remember one time him and me were in a scrum in a friendly inter-house rugby tournament and after that my hair and shirt reeked off this guy! Has to be one of the worst smells known to man.

since this is my first post i dontk now whether i should apologise for length
(Fri 23rd Mar 2007, 18:16, More)
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