» Housemates from hell

Quite a tame one really
Had a flatmate last year who didn't understand the idea that when a guy has his bedroom door closed (when it is usually open during the day) that he may well be up to something - quality time so to speak.

He would always knock once on the door and before i could yell something about studying, the door would swing open and he'd come bounding in. Needless to say I always had my bathrobe on and cursor over the minimise button after the first incident.

There was some slight vindication in the fact he was rather tall and every time he came in he would clock himself on the ceiling light fitting.

No other problems, he was a sound guy and we're still mates.


Another story I remember, relating to my Aunty who rents property. Used to let out a flat to Alvin Stardust's son, who apparently was a right shit tenant. Refused to pay rent or keep the flat in a decent state, which eventually led to bailiffs getting involved. Night before he was going to be forced out he had a big party and wrecked the boiler. Aunt never did get the money she was owed.
(Fri 6th Apr 2007, 19:18, More)