» The worst sex I ever had

Two of Mrs M de L's former work colleagues get it on...
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Fat Margaret called at Annie’s house one sultry August nyghte.
Quoth she: “I need some pleasurynge, because I feel uptyghte.”
So Annie toke her by the hande and lede her through the door;
And with a frenzyed urgencye, their knyckers hit the floor.
She toke off Margaret’s blowse and saw her tittes were quyte a size,
And ran her digits over Margaret’s cellulitick thyghes.
“Oh, Annie!” she beganne to moane; her legges were opened wide,
So Ann explored her hairy snatche and slipped her thumbe inside.
She toyed with Margaret’s clytorysse and flicked its swollen tippe,
And severall moments later Margaret’s boxe beganne to dryppe.
Then Annie graspt a carrot, which she thought would do the jobbe;
Impressive of dimensioun, it was lyke a donkey’s knobbe.
She smothered it in butter and at once beganne to pumpe
Its warty shaft betwixt the cheekes of Margaret’s willinge rumpe.
She thrust away with vigour; Maggie’s arse was gettinge loose,
And soone the bitche was coming and was howlinge lyke a moose.
Now Annie turned most suddenlye; she heard a panting sounde.
Their congresse had alerted Annie’s large Alsatian hounde.
His eyes were exophthalmick and his tongue was lollinge out,
And from beneath his fur emerged a sticky, dribblinge spout.
He gazed upon his mistresse and he leapt upon her backe,
To poke his canid membre up her scrawny, fœtid cracke.
Then Mags became excited at the sounde of Annie’s moanes,
And wrapt her lyppes around the dogge’s hirsute, perspiring stones.
She sucked at them voraciously to bringe him off apace;
He fyred his loade up Annie’s twat and shat in Margaret’s face.
The dogge retired to reste awhile on Annie’s Persian rugges,
While she was left to lick the shit from Maggie’s steaminge dugges.
Without ado, she let escape a moste prodigious queefe,
And half a quarte of puppye sauce ranne from her drapes of beefe.
Then, standinge in the doorway, they saw Annie’s husband Pat,
Who said, enthusiastically, “I lyke the loke of that.”
They asked, “Hast thou been watchinge us?” and he replied, “Of course!
And after what I’ve seen tonyght, I’ll cancell our divource.”


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(Sun 17th Jun 2007, 14:28, More)