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Immediately following the period to which popular historians now give the name, "A Little While Ago", 3lijah became more than just a literal blip on the proverbial radar. He flourished through taking advantage of the skills and resources available to him: he became national champion Jelly-Wrestler in his hometown of Reykjavík, Iceland (of course whenever he's drunk and reminiscing, it's always Lýðveldið Ísland).

The strength summoned that won the six year old 3lijah the national title came at a cost.

On the coldest and darkest night of the year, in the northern-most city of Egilsstaðir, in the division of Austurland, 3lijah was staying in a modest motel, celebrating his successful defense of the title which earned him respect, as well as formidable enemies. Unbeknownst to himself and his comrades, a figure cloaked in a rough, navy-blue, knee length coat skittered from window-to-window; taking his fill of the scene and then, like a one man reconnaissance team, boots sub-audibly crunching the snow, moving to get another angle of his target.

3lijah takes another sip of Jólabland - it being close to Christmas - and lets the taste envelop him. As he's surfing into the waves of past holidays and his loving, yet abusive mutant family, he gets snapped back to reality by an irritating, threatening sound. The scratch of nails on a chalkboard meets the slow cracking of glass:


Suddenlies, alls hells breaks loose!

To Be Continued...

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I hate to be moral on b3ta, but reading stories about 'how to rip people off', then in turn reading stories about people BEING ripped off spurs me to use this forum for some kind of enlightenment.
(Tue 23rd Oct 2007, 7:08, More)