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i r not a professor. yet...

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» Best Graffiti Ever

toilet tennis?
In a pub in Aldeburgh on the wall to the right of the urinals it says:

"Enjoy toilet tennis? See other wall."

Of course, when you look left there's nothing there, so you look back at the graffiti. And repeat a few more times for good measure/confusion.

hohoho.
(Fri 4th May 2007, 10:58, More)

» I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)

we used to have an odd job man...
a nice chap, who would always call my brother & I Rodney for some reason.

I remember him telling me out of the blue that if you drain meths through white sugar it takes the purple dye out.

so it doesn't stain your teeth.

not really somethign I did... but certainly shocking!

I must have been about 7 or 8.
(Fri 20th Jul 2007, 14:16, More)