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Where I keep my stuff.

And of course alananddave.co.uk

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(Tue 30th Sep 2003, 22:20, More)


(Mon 18th Aug 2003, 19:56, More)

World Famous
People Zoo

clicky for previous. Part six is here

Incidentally, elephant has speakerphone, what with having no opposable thumbs
(Sun 17th Aug 2003, 23:46, More)

I should be ironing...

(Tue 29th Jul 2003, 23:25, More)

evening all

(Sun 6th Jul 2003, 21:58, More)

Evening all

(Sat 21st Jun 2003, 21:55, More)

I dunno

(Wed 18th Jun 2003, 21:45, More)


(Tue 29th Apr 2003, 17:33, More)

Despite the fact that I have proper internet again

I have become quite attached to the elephant and his World Famous People Zoo.

They're all here now
(Thu 27th Mar 2003, 15:27, More)

I want to go home

(Mon 24th Mar 2003, 15:45, More)

I have had no internet
and no work all morning. This is the consequence.

(Mon 24th Mar 2003, 14:38, More)


(Wed 19th Mar 2003, 9:33, More)

Seems as good a time as any

(Mon 10th Mar 2003, 9:35, More)

Morning all

(inspiration credits to my sibling for this one)
(Fri 7th Mar 2003, 10:16, More)

Their eyes met across a crowded room

I should probably have saved this dollop of giraffe lurve 'til Friday (or not let it see the light of day at all).
(Wed 12th Feb 2003, 16:44, More)


(Tue 28th Jan 2003, 11:21, More)


(Thu 23rd Jan 2003, 16:59, More)


(Thu 16th Jan 2003, 14:46, More)


(Wed 15th Jan 2003, 13:04, More)

We've no snow here

(Thu 9th Jan 2003, 13:24, More)

Sorry for 2 in a day

(Tue 7th Jan 2003, 13:15, More)

They're back again

(Tue 7th Jan 2003, 11:44, More)

Morning all

(Fri 3rd Jan 2003, 9:46, More)

This week

I shall mostly be posting festive balloon head stick people.
(Mon 16th Dec 2002, 15:54, More)


(Thu 5th Dec 2002, 13:53, More)

I'm having a topical news day

(Wed 4th Dec 2002, 12:51, More)


As posted by monkeyboyblue a bit earlier and smirked over by John Humphries this morning.
(Wed 4th Dec 2002, 10:42, More)


ta to those who were nice about my jesus pic last night, I only saw it when I spazzed at work this morning. A warm fuzzy b3ta glow to start the day!
(Thu 21st Nov 2002, 10:46, More)


(Wed 20th Nov 2002, 15:48, More)

Dinosaurs with small arms confuse me

(Thu 14th Nov 2002, 15:10, More)


(Sat 2nd Nov 2002, 16:23, More)

Night safety

very important
(Thu 24th Oct 2002, 16:32, More)

"I'm sorry"

said Marjory, "but we've had to let Roger go"

You can tell I don't play at animating very often...
(Tue 22nd Oct 2002, 15:39, More)


(Thu 17th Oct 2002, 12:29, More)


Other nations envied the Celtic Tiger
(Wed 16th Oct 2002, 11:50, More)

Claude felt there was something not quite right with the painting's composition

(Tue 24th Sep 2002, 20:26, More)

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