» Childhood Ambitions

Born to sell out
From as early as I can remember I always thought that I'd be some kind of soulless but successful corporate drone, so my aspirations have never crumbled, although my soul has crumbled under the weight of the implacable juggernaut of my capitalist greed.

Wow, my first post. On n00b tuesday or whatever it is you call it as well, oh the shame.

I've read enough nonsense here now to know that I should make either some weak innuendo about length or hugely ironic statement about how I won't be sucked into the whole length innuendo business, while still ending up talking about it. As far as I can tell the fact that my post hasn't actually been particularly long shouldn't stand in the way of it either.
(Tue 3rd Apr 2007, 11:19, More)

» Housemates from hell

Fine to live with, but
My worst flatmate grassed me up to the police for drug related issues, leading to some time on remand and a life long guilt trip from my mother.

Hygiene-wise they were all fine though.
(Tue 10th Apr 2007, 10:52, More)